Presents a compendium of remarks passed between jealous rock stars, usually in interviews with the press. This book tells what pop singers really think about their rivals - or what they mutter under their breath when the award goes to the band they hate, or when they're half way through the third bottle of wine.

This is a hilarious compendium of catty remarks passed between jealous rock stars over the years, usually in interviews with the ever hawkish press. Here's what your favourite pop singers really think about their rivals - or what they mutter under their breath when the award goes to the band they hate. Or when they're half way through the third bottle of wine...Quotes Include: "Oasis are the Spice Girls in drag!" - Geri Halliwell; "I've still not learnt to master that Mariah Carey dog-whistle." - Lisa Stansfield; "Pete Doherty Well he needs a bleedin' good slap, that's what. He needs locking down in rehab for a couple of months." - Sharon Osbourne; "If Britney is being called the new Madonna it's all right by me, but there's more to being Madonna than taking your clothes off" - Madonna; "I did see Jordan close up once and she's actually really pretty, except for those great big tits." - Kelly Osbourne; "Prince looks like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair." - Boy George "Arctic Monkeys Wouldn't know if I fell over them. Dizee Rascal is a bit much for me. He sounds like a 12-year-old boy on the brink of puberty" - Charlotte Church; and; "Marc Bolans isn't camp - he's prissy and fey and engrossed in his own image." - David Bowie.