An hilarious first novel about a year in the life of a twenty-something investment banker - and his discovery that high-paying jobs come at a high price.

Mumbles' has a job that most fresh-out-of-college grads would die for - he's making $200,000 a year at a prestigious investment bank and is clearly on the ladder to success. Except he's on the bottom rung and there's no end in sight to the all-nighters he must pull to complete the drudgery that is his work.

As Mumbles and his cohorts - Postal Boy, The Defeated One and Clyde - begin to fight the system with uproarious pranks, they slowly learn that selling your life (and soul) to a company you hate is just not worth it and that a complete life (which might just include the gorgeous Woman With The Scarf) possibly awaits them outside The Bank's mighty walls.